Privacy policy
A short policy, because a static site with no accounts collects almost nothing.
What is collected
Nothing that identifies you, unless you choose to send an email. There is no account to create, no newsletter to join and no form on any page.
What the server records
Ordinary web server logs: an IP address, a timestamp, the file requested and the browser string. They exist so the site can be kept running and are cleared on a rolling basis. They are not combined with anything.
A message to [email protected] is kept only so it can be answered. The address goes on no list and is passed to nobody.
Cookies, analytics, adverts
This site sets no cookies, runs no analytics and carries no advertising pixel. There is also no JavaScript on it at all. A cookie appearing after you follow an order link belongs to the seller's checkout, under their policy, after you have left.
The one third party
Two typefaces are requested from Google Fonts, which means your browser asks Google's servers for those files. That is the extent of it.
How the site is built
Static files on ordinary hosting, with no database and no login anywhere behind them. Data that was never gathered cannot leak.
Leaving for the checkout
Order buttons hand you over to the seller. From that moment their privacy policy and their payment processing apply, and neither your card details nor the contents of your basket are ever visible to this site.
Age
Written for adults buying an adult product. Nothing here is aimed at children.
Security
The whole site is static files. There is nothing to log in to, no stored password anywhere and no customer record to expose — a consequence of the build rather than a security programme, but a real one.
Asking us
A revised policy carries a revised date in the footer. To ask what is held about you, or to have it deleted, use the contact page.